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In dit gedeelte van mijn wiki wil ik alle nuttige informatie verzamelen rond Java en Java webapplicaties.
En om in de sfeer te komen, noteer ik hieronder mijn favoriete Javamop.
Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.
The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.
The Float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks. - “Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”
An Entity bean came into his local bar on Monday night, and his eyes fell on a beautiful Session bean. He went over to her, gave her some line, but was denied. The next day the barman grinned when he saw the Entity once again show up, and hit on the Session bean. Once again, denied.
On the third night, after getting dissed again, the Entity came and sat at the bar. The barmen gave him a drink and said… 'You are definitely persistent'.
